Smart Rock.
It does nothing. Flawlessly. Every single time.
Solid-state. Igneous. Uncompromising.
Most devices fail because they have parts. Smart Rock has one part. It is the rock.
Zero Latency Gravitational Core
Responds to gravity instantly. Drop it and it falls. No pairing, no updates, no waiting.
Infinite Battery Life
Ships fully charged and stays that way. There is no charger in the box because there is no charger.
100% Solid-State Igneous Mineral
No screen to crack. No port to clog. Rated IP68, IP69, and every IP number yet to be invented.
Everything you need. Which is a rock.
Custom-cut foam holds your Smart Rock exactly where we put it. The Quick Start Guide is one page. The page is blank.
- Smart Rock (1)
- Quick Start Guide (intentionally left blank)
- Certificate of Authenticity, confirming it is a rock
- Foam
Know where your rock is. It's where you left it.
The companion app connects to nothing, because Smart Rock has no radio. Instead, it asks you where the rock is, and remembers.
Four apps. Combined feature count: zero.
Everything you need to get the most out of a rock, which is a fixed amount.
Name Your Rock
Issue an official certificate of authenticity. Suitable for framing, sharing, or ignoring.
Pet Rock Cam
A live, uninterrupted feed of a rock. Nothing has happened yet. Chat is on.
Rock Personality Quiz
Five questions, scientifically weighted, to reveal your rock's true nature.
Rock Horoscope
A daily forecast for your rock, generated from the position of the rock.
Every number. Independently verified by looking at it.
Real people. Real rocks. Real regret, expertly concealed.
Rated 4.9 out of 5 by 12,406 owners. The remaining 0.1 star was withheld pending an explanation.
"Bought one for my dad. He put it outside. Now there's no way to tell which one it is. In a way, I guess we all own Smart Rock now."
Available in one finish. Rock.
Stocked in 25 countries and, technically, the ground.
Own the rock.
Ships in 3–5 business days. Arrives exactly as it left, which is the whole point.